“Hey! Wassup?”

“Hey! How’s it going?”

These are the most common questions that are asked to us and these are the most questions that we ask people every other day.

Analyzing these, they are the most meaningless questions and we give such bullshit as replies.

And even when we ask these questions how many times do we really mean it from our bottom of our hearts?

These questions are more like “ welcome to the urban rat race pack.” If you know what I mean.

Why do we ask them?

Why?

What for when we don’t really care?

There are times when we would want to say different things when such questions are asked but we come up with such lame answers like

“Good.”

Or

“Yeah, cool.”

How many times we wish that we could have probably blown the person away with an unexpected reply. Oh! How we wish?

After some very serious thought, I have come up some stunners, which will come handy when someone asks you those morose questions. However it all began when my Deputy Ops Head, left a scrap on my orkut page.

“Wassup?”

I replied, “Kittens, roller coasters and 3 shots of hardcore polka.”

So, here goes. Will not promise a positive outcome but it will definitely shock people.

1.”Wassup?”

“ I was researching on why a lot Bengalis wear such huge glasses. And the results are out now. Oh wait! The results point towards you.”

2. “Hey Wassup?”

I was thinking of an innovative way to take you down by the jugular and scream “Who is your daddy now, bitch?”

3. “Hey, wassup?”

“I was wondering what to have for dessert? Apple pie or you?

4. “Hey, wassup?”

“You tell me. What is the distance in liters between Sol star an star Sirius?”

5.”Hey, wassup?”

“Touch it, Break it, Stop. Format it.”

Keep repeating it and do little hip hop move to suit your rapping style.

6.”Hey wassup?”

“Skinidippin yo! So tripin yo!”

7. “Hey! How’s it going?”

“A little constipated in the morning. Smooth now.”

8. “Hey! How’s it going?”

Have dark sunglasses handy. When someone asks such a question, wear them and get into the MIB mode.

9. “Hey! How’s it going?”

“Yipee!!! I won the million pound lottery.”

10. Hey! How’s it going?

“Glamorous, fabulous, fan-fuckin-tabulous.!! Just heard that you are getting fired.

The bottomline is that life’s boredom is lot more bearable if you know to shock and awe. And Life’s troubles are a  lot more bearable if you know a plenty of swear words.

God bless!!

Ps. Don't leave bloody brainless comments like "wassup". u gotta be a friggin moron to leave one